Toby Morrison (Ex-President, Ex-Political Officer, Ex-Publications Editor, and Ex-Deputy Returning Officer) is a third year reading Philosophy, Politics and Economics at Magdalen College

It all seems rather cold wet and miserable at the moment. I have finally got to the point in my degree where some modicum of work is required and yet it gets to the weekend, and I think “Fantastic, time to go out!” And hey presto God starts crying buckets and howling a gale down my poor old neck, replete with cramp from my terrible posture. And the worst thing, the Met Office can’t even come up with a good name for the wretched storm de weekend – Dennis? Really?